Friday, February 19, 2010

Transcendental Meditation Fire Sale on Used Mantras!

As the TM Movement continues to implode, it appears that, like the true corporate salesmen they are, they've SLASHED the prices on buying yourself a mantra in order to raise desperately needed capital.

If you would like to support the last gasps of a dying organization, you might consider picking up a used mantra at fire-sale prices!

Now with even MORE Vedic Power!

Call in next 20 minutes & receive a FREE set of Ginzu™ Knives!

The below edited to avoid infringing on copyrights.


Special Family Rate to Learn the TM program

Special family rate for spouses and children of Meditators:
  • $750 for spouses of Meditators
  • $375 for children under 18 of Meditators
Special family rate for parents and grandparents of Meditators:
  • $750 for parents and grandparents
  • (50% of the standard course fee)
These offers are now extended to March 31st, 2010

"[Standard Testismonial Blurb from True Believer]" —Janet Nichols, Wife, Mother and Businesswoman

Dear Meditator,

[M]any have asked whether this family rate could be expanded to include parents and grandparents as well. Now it can.


We want to do all we can to help as many people as possible learn the TM technique.

Best wishes,

John Hagelin, Ph.D.
National Director Transcendental Meditation Program, USA *

©2010 Maharishi Vedic Education Development Corporation

When you see Transcendental Meditation Marketers in their funny robes & Burger King crowns, don't you think J. Edgar Hoover in a dress?

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